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Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
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Plastic Bag

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.
by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021
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Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
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the plastics

An organisation that is a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the one and only Regina George, who encourages her followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.
Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the plastics.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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Plastic

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020
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Plastic

Plastic came from space therefore it is space jizz
The other day when your girl was messing around that plastic dildo and she got pregnant and the baby came out brown must be the space jizz
by That’s creative March 10, 2024
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