baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
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Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait
"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."
by 7 way May 31, 2022
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Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Suf The Loaf

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread
by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018
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hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.
Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!
by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017
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