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Kevin

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time
Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man
by Alex T August 16, 2016
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Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.
That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.
by madebyfire October 18, 2020
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Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.
Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"
by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019
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Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!
by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is Gay and his mom is a whore
by Kevinsmomisawhore October 15, 2019
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Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.
Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him
by JayCrayes July 15, 2019
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Kevin

Stop being a Kevin...

(stop acting like a nonce)
by SCRees September 6, 2019
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