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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
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Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.
“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.
Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.
by Ligmaballs86 November 8, 2019
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jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab
Jon-Luke is skipping again
by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019
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General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain
by 102 large haha November 21, 2019
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Jon Eng

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.
by Michael Catron December 26, 2019
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