Good Neck

Giving head. Sucking dick. Having dick shoved down your throat .

That mfkr Teekee got that Good Neck. I stuck my dick all down her throat and blew a load in the voice box. She didn't even cough or gag. She just swallowed that Big Gulp!!

by Teek1247 May 18, 2019

Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

by YAWA May 11, 2020

bitch neck

When to much bitching comes from you're throat.

That guy from the mall is a bitch neck.

by Bitch neck March 18, 2017

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.

dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.

by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009

Neck Oil

Neck Oil is a colloquial term for beer - implying that it keeps your throat “lubricated” with those delicious delicious hops.

Could I please get a pint of neck oil mate?

by MikeNolan420 March 24, 2022

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.

Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.

by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018