texticals

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

Texitis

A psychosomatic disease affecting a person originating from Texas that is loud, boisterous, rude, and generally vulgar.

Wow, that man is a short, fat, loud prick with a texas accent. He must have Texitis!

by Jack Hines 2 February 25, 2011

Textitude

A text message that contains condescending, negative or rude context of words that insinuates the sender is talking down to you or belittling you.

Throwing a diss at you through text message.

A text message that gives an impression that the sender is giving you an attitude.

Hinting to you through a text message that they are mad or annoyed with you.

Using inappropriate phrases such as the ones below to discourage the persons participation through text message.

" Shut up" " That was a slutty thing you did"

"Whatever" "Uh...do you know how to read? Read the last text again..."
"Ya no shit, you didn't realize what you accidentally sent me"

"Are you coming or what???"

"Oh that fucked up!"
"Hurry your ass up!"

when a person uses certain negative comments applying that they are degrading your intelligence of comprehending a conversation with them through text message.

I just got a text from Kevin. He's giving me all this textitude for no reason.

Man, my girl just sent me a load of textitude for not hanging out with her last night.

Dave is blowing up my phone with all this textitude cuz I didn't reply fast enough.

by *Asia Perez* November 17, 2014

Textilization

A group of people who text in class, usually at a middle or high school. At least 3 or more must participate for it to be an official textilization.

And, as Ashley joined her friends as texting in class, with their cell phones hidden in their zipper bags, it became an official textilization.

by Your average Moe January 11, 2009

Textibate

To text insistently while in the presence of others, usually to a hot girl or boy. Often the texts have a sexual nature.

Other variations include
textibate
textibation
textibating

Guy: dude, you who textibating too?
Guy 2: This girl I met last night
Guy: gross, why do you always textibate in front of me!

by bobbymcflay March 22, 2009

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010