texas

contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.

reppin ATX and H-town bitches!!! DA BOTTOM!!!
(warning: weather in texas extremely unpredictable)

by nolimitsoldier July 24, 2008

texas tech

A major Texas school located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surounded by desert and cotten feilds Texas Tech is a jem in the ruff, a shining beakon of knowledge, a, well you get the picture. Also, a great party school and was voted #2 by playboy magazine for the hottiest girls at any university. May be a major source of STD's

Did you hear about that great party out at Texas Tech last night

by Raider Red November 28, 2005

texas mouth

Generally a side effect to long-term smoking, which causes the smoker to talk using only one side of the mouth.

Drew Barrymore seems to have a bit of a texas mouth.

by Shervin N March 22, 2007

Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

Texas Big Gulp

When a girl is bending over and you unexpectedly whip out your dick, shove it in her mouth and cum down her throat.

Guy1: Did you hear what happened last night?
Guy2: No...
Guy1: Tom did the texas big gulp to your mom!
Guy2: Fuck.......

by The Penir Kitty September 26, 2010

Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.

-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.

by Paeapparently July 1, 2009

texas bootstrap

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth

Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.

by serequiem May 2, 2007