Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010

white tears

1. A description of the behavior of a white person playing the victim in a racial discussion.

OR

2. Crying like a white girl to get your way.

1. You: Statistics show that black people use drugs at the same rate as whites, but are 10 times more likely to go to jail for it.
White person: Well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once, so it goes both ways. In fact, YOU are the racist for even bringing this up! *White tears*

2. I was going to fail my class since I hadn't turned in any work since October, but I cried some white tears to my professor and he let me pass.

by KittenPower November 3, 2013

tearalyn

a uniqe different female that has her own style and isnt afraid to express her self to others that is shy at first but later becomes a good friend!

yo that chick tearalyn is dope!=)

by tearalyn May 9, 2008

Tearcicle

An icy substance formed at the corner of one's eyes through a combination of harsh arctic winds and below 30 temperatures that are encountered in Canada during the 6-month long winter season.

If I had a dime for every tearcicle I ever made, I'd be a rich man.

by matt hunter February 27, 2011

Tear the rug up

To engage in sexual intercourse with a particularly bushy vagina

I'm going to tear the rug up with Stephanie

Hey Paul, I tore the rug up with Laura last night. Tight

by Captain Knowledge April 29, 2016

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009

Golden Tear Award

An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.

Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!

And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!

by Schultzism March 10, 2010