high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

by ET_Bill January 12, 2012

Ed Tech

Educational Technology is used in pedagogy to engage students interactively. Ed Tech is also considered to be a primary technology to help "Close the Gap" in education. The demand for mobile devices and their applications are lowering the price of access to technology. Cloud applications and the reduction in cost should enable more access to education through technology.

Now that our local school district has embraced ed tech, the elementary schools are receiving WiFi.

She is getting a masters in ed tech so she can facilitate the communities GED program.

Thanks to ed tech, he can take classes online while working full time to help support his mom and younger sisters.

by cdsavant October 7, 2012

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013

Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

by Yusef Wateef April 22, 2013

sound tech

the most under appreciated and stressful ass fucking job out there in the theatre world

wow i loved the show the actors did their scenes so well!!
hey uh sound tech was up there too
yeah yeah sound tech is eh HOW ABOUT THOSE ACTORS THO

by victuri on ice December 1, 2016

Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018

york tech

A smelly school district

Ex: York tech smells

by DoobPoobis October 25, 2019