dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

by Van Dammit February 24, 2015

spollen tea

Large amounts of gossip being told at one time. It is different than "spill the tea" as spill is a light drip whereas spollen is a large amount of tea (gossip) being told.

Rhea had some spollen tea to share with Isabella

by swiggityswagger November 20, 2018

Tea, sis

Basically when someone says the tea (or rather, spills the tea) someone would call you sis, after spilling the flaming hot tea.

“And that’s the tea, sis.”

by Dema. January 4, 2019

Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).

Tea-swizzle man.

by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

Drinking the tea

To learn the spilled tea

Jennifer is drinking the tea about Mikey

by iwheeze January 25, 2019

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018