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Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.
"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"
by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018
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Tea Cheese

That horrible coagulated milk crap you get when your milk has gone off, or when it reacts weird with the lemon tea you just made...
Don't add milk to that, you'll get tea cheese
by HorusHeretic October 18, 2014
mugGet the Tea Cheesemug.

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.
by ejworm April 12, 2019
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Spit the tea

by Jasmine53628 March 9, 2022
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tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF
Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF
by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018
mugGet the tea afmug.

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited
Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll
by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019
mugGet the Teaest of the teamug.

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