The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple lutz jump on camera.
Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.
by Damiano Sampras March 05, 2007
by Haywood Jablowme April 07, 2004
It was a Tuesday night and a little piggy came to my house to blow my hose down ..... We hit bootsand then hit the bed ... woke up wednesday morning
and made the nasty again..... Then I shipped her and I went to work.... Wed. night.... The second little piggy came ofer to finish up where the first little piggy left off .... So Wed night.... I stuck my dirty little wolf in her straw hut and made it all sticky.....Woke up Thursday morning.... Yeah, had sticky buns buns for breakfast ......Thurs Night
...... new Little Piggy...... Shen too stayed over because she heard the hollandaise sauce on the nuts benedick was delicious...So Friday morning I whipped some up for her ..... Then Sure enough.... Friday night ... One last little piggy came over to see if she could huff and puff and hold my man soup down ..... And while she stayed over too.... by saturday morning, it really didin't matter
and made the nasty again..... Then I shipped her and I went to work.... Wed. night.... The second little piggy came ofer to finish up where the first little piggy left off .... So Wed night.... I stuck my dirty little wolf in her straw hut and made it all sticky.....Woke up Thursday morning.... Yeah, had sticky buns buns for breakfast ......Thurs Night
...... new Little Piggy...... Shen too stayed over because she heard the hollandaise sauce on the nuts benedick was delicious...So Friday morning I whipped some up for her ..... Then Sure enough.... Friday night ... One last little piggy came over to see if she could huff and puff and hold my man soup down ..... And while she stayed over too.... by saturday morning, it really didin't matter
by Sigmas proudest alum September 14, 2004
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The act of one woman sitting between 2 men whilst jerking them both off (a mild double pump) and the woman simultaneously playing Fortnite with a quad pump with her feet with her homies and winning in a squad with ninja. To be a part of one of these is one of the best life experiences one could experience (coming from a very experienced man).
Tyler: yo man what was jason up to last night
Timmy: yo that boi was having a Triple Pump
Tyler: jesus christ that's fucking insane i wish i did that my g
Timmy: yek
Timmy: yo that boi was having a Triple Pump
Tyler: jesus christ that's fucking insane i wish i did that my g
Timmy: yek
by THE TRUE FORTnITE GOD March 21, 2018
by cvigvigs November 10, 2020
When you challenge a girl on the concept that spitters are quitters, and she takes your load, and loads up Motorhead as she spits your load like a fine mist all over herself.
by The Trips January 31, 2020