rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007

tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

by murda doc September 21, 2009

Beefy Tits

A term made popular by the Jerky Boys in the 90's. It's a put down that describes either a fat guy with large he-tits or a body-builder with huge pectorals.

You think you're a tough guy, huh beefy tits, fruity-ass...

by S AL December 28, 2005

orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006

tits deep

When a person is deep enough in a substance that the substance is up to their tits.

or

A way of saying how much trouble you are in.

My cousins Sydney and Simon were tits deep when they wrecked Lisa's van.

or

The water in the pool was tits deep.

by slamabamafefifofama September 1, 2008

tits

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

by Willysd March 21, 2007

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009