Pencil

A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE

He bro can I borrow a pencil?

Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Master of the masters October 8, 2018

Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.

David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.

by samisabadman July 25, 2020

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 7, 2022

Pencil

Me shoving my fat 10 inch cock down your moms fat slimy double chinned throat

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by Asian cuisine November 23, 2020

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022