Serbian Gooch Rash

A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.

Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.

by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011

gooch rider

some one who rides ur gooch. ( hairy part in between ur balls and ass hole

that nigga is a gooch rider

by nigga_powell February 8, 2010

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

Puss Green Gooch

When your gooch gets infected and turns green with puss

Damn, I fucked that girl last night and woke up with a Puss Green Gooch

by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021

molly&maddis gooch

a gooch is a thing that attatched the ballsack to your anus. it may cause pain if kicked,pinched, poked etc...

my molly&maddis gooch is feeling rather sore today.

by molly&maddis dildo farm December 6, 2016

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

Big Benny Gooch

This is the worst definition i've ever seen, this insults the real benny because it is a short ass definition and a shitty one at that. BEN U ARE THE MAN-keep on living the gonger

Ye ye ben u want a large farva?

by The real k-dog November 22, 2004