by Don Heflin October 30, 2025
Get the TAFKAP mug.Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.
by Charles Texx September 10, 2009
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Get the eating taffy mug.A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016
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by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017
Get the thomas taft mug.Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy
Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!
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