Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.

Sara i did the burning swedish meatball with my boyfriend.

by jo m4ma February 19, 2021

A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages

She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish

by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021

Swedish Fish

A sweet, delectable, chewy candy developed by one of the worlds most iconic candy maker.

Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!

by smash1 June 9, 2022

Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 2, 2022

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022