scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)

"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"

by amanda March 26, 2005

Scritches

Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves

Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches

by Sciraldo December 7, 2010

stitch

Issue or problem with someone or something

" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "

by Tawni Lynn May 1, 2007

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 9, 2007

stitch

Combination of the word "stupid" and "bitch." A stupid bitch.

You're about to get raped, you stitch.

by ksmr May 28, 2010

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

honeymoon stitch

A Honeymoon Stitch is a procedure to restore a man's anus to virgin like size. Kind of like a chinch sack or anal rejuvenation process.

Larry says to Jim, this new man of mine is so handsome im going to have to get a honeymoon stitch before we have sex the first time.

by Tiny Butt May 4, 2014