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nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008
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Taiwan stop

v. To fail to stop at a red light at night in Taiwan, even though the red light does signify "stop".
"After I went through the red light at night, I got ticketed for a Taiwan stop."
by PRwiz101 April 7, 2009
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michigan stop

That mother*ucker just pulled a Michigan stop, eh?
by Cubitechna December 23, 2017
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Make the noise stop

Stuff that a guy does (usually not wanting to) to make his bitch STFU.
"Ed, you got that garden finished pretty quick."
"I don't even want a garden; I only did it to make the noise stop."
by One Oscar September 4, 2006
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stop sign

BOUNCER TERM: To grab a "violators" hair/head, bringing them to you waist level and then driving your knee in to their face repeatedly.
This guy was acting up in the club, so I took him out and gave them a "double-dragon" style STOP SIGN.
by Daniel Cardona January 17, 2004
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stop

After he properly stopped at the stop sign the cop pulled him over and slapped him with a ticket.
by Icrosoftmay Ucksay July 1, 2005
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train stop

The chick who is getting the train run on her. This slut has numerous people perform sexual actions on her one after the other in rapid succession with no pause in between.
guy 1: Yo guys, how about that train stop we hit last night.

guy 2: Yeah man but she was kind of tired by the time i got there
by big black papi1208 March 29, 2009
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