Shoon

Shitting while gooning.

-ed, -ing, -s

I just shooned in my bathroom

He usually shoons on the toilet

by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026

Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

shtoond

A person who doesn't listen, who is hardheaded

You are such a shtoond for going against what I told you to do.

by Hudson1202 February 27, 2025

Soon

2 weeks or more.

Urban Dictionary "Your definition will be reviewed soon"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

skooner

A homophobic slur used against homosexuals, originated in 1503.

"that skooner is bloody disgusting!"

by shooktiluourtoes April 21, 2025

Sboon

A female of a certain subset. They are LOUD. They typically smell bad. They typically have long fingernails. They typically have multiple baby daddies. The word SBoon is a shortened version of “she boon”… as in a female baboon.

“That Sboon just cash her tax refund. She has 6 kids so she received a tax refund of $12,000 even though she only paid in $3.83 in income tax. The taxpayers gladly hand the sboon their hard earned money. Instead of the tax money being used to repair infrastructure… we support many sboons.”

by Tsunauticus April 30, 2025

soon

never, or about 10 years

"guys, update will be soon"

by imgoinginsanelmao May 9, 2025