Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

Cunt Stone

A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.

Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.

by turtle the foul May 1, 2020

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Austin stone

He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard

Austin stone is awesome

by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021

Reality Stone

The red stone in Avengers that allows the user to control the reality of their surroundings whenever they want.

Reality is often disappointing, but now it can be whatever I want using the reality stone.

by YourMomNoob September 29, 2019

Joshua Stone

A very sexy man with lots of friends that want to fuck him. Joshua Stone is an experienced MILF hunter and is widely considered a sex lord. He has a massive black cock that he flexes to all his friends.

“Man Joshua Stone has a massive cock”
“I know right, I wanna fuck him so bad”

by Denbinator December 4, 2022