I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.

Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.

by KODEN February 18, 2020

waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form

who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Dick stomping

Same as dick riding but the target instead is someone you hate

Damn do They love dick stomping youtuber45 for some reason

by Sylfia11 June 9, 2024

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

Stomp, stOmp, stomP

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Stomp, stOmp, stomP

by Reninu March 15, 2025

sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.

1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.

by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018