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Dr. Anthony "Tony" Stephen Fauci

An American physician and immunologist who has served as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984. Since January 2020, he has been one of the lead members of the Trump administration's White House Coronavirus Task Force addressing the COVID-19 pandemic in the United States. Fauci is one of the world's leading experts on infectious diseases, and during the early stages of the pandemic The New Yorker and The New York Times described Fauci as one of the most trusted medical figures in the United States.
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Angry Stephen Hawking 

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.
Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

Curious Stephen 

A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.
Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.

Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear

Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen
Curious Stephen by Gemma111 January 31, 2021

Frosty Stephen 

When a male shaves his pubic hair, even though he is not expecting female company within the foreseeable future.
Stephen: I was thinking of shaving my pubic hair for tonight
Friend: But no woman would ever go near your erect and/or flaccid penis
Stephen: Exactly, a Frosty Stephen
Frosty Stephen by the evil juan October 8, 2016

Prickly Stephen 

1. (v) The willful self-insertion of a spiked, barbed, or pointed object into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification or personal accomplishment.

2. (n) The act of committing a Prickly Stephen.
It was pretty gross when Thistlehair decided to Prickly Stephen that fistful of premium cutlery up his ass, but it was even worse when he pulled it out and put it back in the package.

The Stephen Kelly 

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

Dirty Stephen

A Dirty Stephen is when after performing coitus on a woman, he comes up with her juices in his beard and wrings it into her mouth.
Ugh, I got the best head last night, and even let him give me a Dirty Stephen.
Dirty Stephen by Abracudunk June 9, 2020