Status Quo Champion

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

by Alice-Addams July 2, 2016

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.

Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.

by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Statusize

To make something a status on any form of social media post

Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it

by RJ758 November 16, 2018

smanus

The weakest thing imaginable... a straight man's anus

Don't be a smanus, just do it!

You are scared of everything. Stop being a smanus!

by Fultrim February 28, 2019

Stansted

A shitty lil airport in London where all mum’s with babies that scream throughout the flight have meetings with teen couples going to some shitty cheap resort in Spain (an amaazing place)

Yea our flight departs from stansted Tommorow at 5 AM

by Ashmit. April 27, 2019

Statusoli

• The typical guy who updates his status like a train

• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status

Statusholic

• He is a statusoli.
• Statusoli want the photoes of famous people.

by R'fangilam January 7, 2020