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2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
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"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
by sylvie December 22, 2004
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Person 1: The United States of America is the greatest first world country to live in!
Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.
Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.
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Get the the presidents of the united states america mug.The cheapest whore known in a central suburban area. Usually found in the personal section of the newspaper saying: "Bring $.25 to $2.00 for Excellent time. Rachel not included."
by Beau February 24, 2004
Get the Stokes' Mom mug.An increasingly dynamic city that is starting to overflow with Colombians whom we have to smile at everyday. Where mostly everyone is cheap and one actually meets the socially accepted wealthy white person who steals. The high school's library at one point was home to a counterfeit bill industry and the place where I saw my first triple rainbow and not because of drugs people, which there is an abundance of. Student activities also include throwing eggs at hobos living in tents under the bridges or anything else that seems to be in their way and to an extent but not limited to skinny dipping in random, apartment and hotel pools. A place where ghost hunters find pleasure in finding abandon buildings such as the old abandoned hospital, hotels, houses you name it. Where bonfires, and fireworks are restricted within city limits but occur regardless every now and then. Statesville is also home to huge old houses, ugly dogs, and crazy obsessed, scary video game geeks that work at Game Stop. Yes, Statesville has a country club but it also has a sketchy ass gentleman's club creeping with syphilis infected hoes. Nonetheless, despite all the negative aspects about Shitsville/S-ville I will say that this "city" breeds incredible creativity so there is hope.
Random ideas among friends who thrive in Statesville: "Let's bake a cake and deliver it at a God forsaken hour!", "Yeah let's try to feed it to a squirrel!!"
by Jon Flug August 22, 2011
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