When your friend says he's going to Florida for a family vacation, but you pass by him later that day on the side of the highway having sex with a bush.
Mark: "Yo, wasn't Jordan just in Florida like a month ago?"
Hank: "Dumbass, Jordan has never been to Florida! He's up in the country roughing it with a hedge."
Hank: "Dumbass, Jordan has never been to Florida! He's up in the country roughing it with a hedge."
by dannydunlop October 01, 2009
by dannydunlop March 07, 2010
The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.
Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*
by dannydunlop October 07, 2009
by dannydunlop October 19, 2008
Roy "So like I was saying, I... I... Oh never mind!"
*Roy is drowned out by the sound of hundreds of fags driving through town
*Roy is drowned out by the sound of hundreds of fags driving through town
by dannydunlop November 08, 2009