smurf

The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.

Hey man you just ran over a smurf.

by Megosaurus June 18, 2006

Smurf

Smurfs are little KKK members..they all wear white hoods and their leader wears the big red hood...And they are always hating on that wizard cause he's a jew...You can tell he's a jew because of that nose...Little racist blue guys with only one female...

Papa smurf is the grand wizard...check out that red hat...

by Anonymous Reaper April 18, 2008

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010

Smurfing

peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")

i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel

by parasite159 May 22, 2010

smurfpumper

one badass motherfucker that enjoys stuffing those little blue men that stand only three apples high

yo, did you see that nasty stencil smurfpumper did of gargamel getting fucked in the ear?

by smurfpumper January 31, 2004

smurfed

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight

by Indestructable Byrdman February 18, 2011