licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.
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The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.
'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom
by anonymous December 14, 2025
Get the Shumpuss mug.A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.
"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009
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ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
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Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
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