splatterphobia

To hold back a fart due to the fear of splattering your underwear with loose stool.

Consuming high fiber products and coffee for breakfast is ill advised due to splatterphobia issues which can occur.

by tcw170 September 19, 2009

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

Splatteredpuss

Splatteredpuss is when womens pussy has been abused and worn out over her years,and the pussy resembles a Splattered tomato.

Man,that girl I took home from the bar last night had one hell of a Splatteredpuss.

by HumboldtHobo August 22, 2011

Splatterpillar

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.

kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

splittin a rick

when 2 bicurious males dabble with their sexuality by equally contributing to pay a hispanic immigrant (male) for a quick eiffel tower sesh, the equal division of payment is to ensure neither party reveals the act to anyone else and after which they take the immigrant to taco bell.

Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...

by Shavaan November 11, 2011

splootches

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield

when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"

by peachespies November 18, 2011

Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face

I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!

by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012