Splooath

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

by CerealNutter August 13, 2023

Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee

I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.

by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023

Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023

splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.

"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."

by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023

Splonge

The alternative of "cool", or either "great"

"Wow this food is so Splonge!"

by GrubbyHubby November 26, 2023

Splooge MCgoo

a youtube channel call Splooge MCgoo

Go subscribe to Splooge MCgoo

by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023

splonch

when you cum so much it fills the room

i'm splonching~!!!!!!

by vextoria August 2, 2024