Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019

Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree November 22, 2011

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

Seven Ten Split

The act of cumming on a girls chest, and hitting both nipples with splotches of cum.

Girl: Cum on my tits.
Ty from Dude Perfect: Its time for the seven ten split!

by PonchezTheSexSlave January 3, 2020

split a niggas melon

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018