Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

by Chumplett August 18, 2009

Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Sandy Crabcake

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.

Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!

by Hoodlenoodle June 8, 2016

Sandy bucket

A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.

Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Spanky Panky

The casually aggressive form of intimacy, sometimes practiced in public, between two people that enjoy rough sexual play. Including but not limited to slapping, grabbing, hair pulling and spanking. From the Latin phrase "Hankus Pankus" which means hand job wrestling. Related term: Hanky Panky.

"My girlfriend and I were taking part in some spanky panky behind the baseball diamond after school."
"Take it down a notch kids, I can hear your spanky panky from downstairs. "
"If we keep going with this spanky panky, your going to have to beat me up and sit on my face."

by Jeffy Douglass March 21, 2017

spandex warrior

Men and women who don spandex uniforms and ride their bicycles along highways and other roadways with no bike lanes causing near accidents putting lives at risk so they can act like they are riding in tour de France

That p.o.s spandex warrior almost kill everyone in my car by having to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him.

by Spandex_Warrior_killer November 21, 2018

Sandy Vagina

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.

Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019