Spider Monkey Reach around

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance

by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017

SPADE

Through the ages, a Spade was most commonly known as a tool.
The word Spade has been derived as a variation from the words below:

SPADE: German- A tool for digging (Shovel).
SPADER: German- occupational name for a SPADE maker it for someone woo used a SPADE in their work.

SPAIDE/SPAID: American variation of German SPADE.
SPADA: Italian- from SPADA "Sword" metonymic occupational name for an armoured man or swordsman or nickname for summertime who resembles a sword in some way.
SPADEA: Italian- from Greek Spadéas "Swordsmith".

SPADE has also been known to be defined as "Blade of the sword" which loosely translated to "strength". This version was more commonly used in medieval times.
Its original spelling, pronunciation and cultural foundation is unknown.

Needless to say, Spade is a very old word.

SPADER: "He was the best SPADER in his trade for he created the best SPADES."

SPADA: "There was no other like him; he was the greatest SPADA who ever lived!"

SPADE: "Strong as a SPADE." (BLADE OF THE SWORD)

by PocketPuncher September 5, 2017

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. Gang originating in northern Alabama.

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Sladered

Using the God given website Slader to cheat your way through the gates of highschool hell. Search your textbook, look up the page, BAM instant answers.

“Did you do the homework?”

“Yah, I sladered it.”

by lorettapppp February 2, 2018

spider hole

1. the hole in which pubic hairs grow in clumps often forming a spider like figure, often used for penetration by people animal fetishes.

2.the hole in which the spider shits out webs and eggs.

3.a surrinder.

OH LOOK AT JIMS SPIDER HOLE! ITS A BLOODY NEST!
savanas such a cow she has such a big spider hole!
i want to stick it in her spider hole.

by surgrinder February 19, 2018

Spakerwastic

When your boss loses their temper in front of everyone else in the office.

My boss went "spakerwastic" over a small mistake.

by Wickwit November 18, 2018

Spaded

When a girl picks you up at your crib. You get head and then never talk to them again.

Damn ma you really got spaded

by Relend March 31, 2020