sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt February 25, 2016

Sour Dinosaurs

Motor oil.

Fuck me, this truck just loves drinking them sour dinosaurs.

by ZuckerFucker January 06, 2024

Swirled Sour Pie

A sex act in which the male ejaculates into the opening of the vagina. He then hocks a loogie onto his ejaculate and uses his erect penis to stir it in a swirling motion.

My girlfriend is tired of snowball kisses, so I’m going to give her a swirled sour pie.

by Fastandfredious November 23, 2021

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

Sour Week

The week in the African calendar when you can't drink coffee. It makes your week very sour and leaves you feeling very lethargic, so they call it sour week

Na Devise, I can't drink because i'm doing sour week

by Daar Bhaat August 08, 2016

sour pile

A batch of jenkem made and seasoned with lemon smuggled from the chow hall.

I cant wait for steve to finish this batch of sour pile so i can get high as fuck.

by Sour pile May 31, 2017