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Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

social leapfrog 

A person who abuses his current friendships to propel himself up a social ladder, usually putting down his current friends as a means of making himself look cool to people with higher perceived social status.
"Rodney just told Alex that I'm really pretentious. Why is he telling Alex, who he just met, about my personality flaws?"
"Dude's a social leapfrog. Are you sure you're friends with him?"
social leapfrog by Duder91 December 28, 2013

Social Justice Worriers 

A person advocating for social justice.

SJWs often ultimately mean well in their points however they take it to a whole new level. These people are often overly sensitive and referred to as "emotional butterflies". If you disagree with what they preach, then it's a personal insult to them. They will get triggered or set off by anything that offends them in the slightest. These people are to be avoided.
(Note: Not all feminists are social justice worriers, but for this explanation, a feminist will be used to demonstrate the topic)
Man: Here miss, I'll hold the door open for you
SJW: Oh, why? Is it because women can't do it themselves? I'm offended that you would do that.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry (closes door in SJW's face)

(yes, this did actually happen)

social stealer 

1.A social stealer is someone who steals people. Not Kidnappers. This person could steal your friend, best friend, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.
To get what they want. These people are usually clever and likable.
You may find it hard to pick a social stealer out in a crowd.
2. To steal the spotlight. These would be people who may lower your popularity or win your popularity. They steal friends, lovers, fans, etc. Possibly ruining someone's social life by being liked.

"She is such a fucking social stealer. My boyfriend made out with her!"
"Dude, what the hell. Everybody's calling Bobby a player. He made out with my girl. He's just a social stealer!"
"Didn't you hear? She made out with her best friend's boyfriend! Everybody's giving her the shit! I think all three of them are totally social stealing!"
social stealer by Lovely. June 16, 2008

Social Terrorist 

a person who invites oneself to a party/hangout

or

one who tries to make friends in clique that doesn't like him; by dressing like them or standing with them during recess and lunch breaks, often trying to include themselves in a conversation.
guy 1: dude why is he following you again...? doesn't he know we dont like him?

guy 2: iuno, he keeps saying what're WE doing next weekend...

social terrorist: HEY GUYS, LETS GO FOR A SMOKE

rest of the group: ... ok boss
Social Terrorist by macwang October 27, 2010

social plagiarism 

What happens at urban dictionary on a large scale
Social plagiarism is not a bad thing, as long as it is not too obvious who you stole it from. Everybody does it.
social plagiarism by Mægz October 7, 2008