Sloppy Toppy

When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.

Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.

Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.

by uceain bolt February 12, 2021

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

sloppy milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.

Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

by Shaquille o Zeal April 22, 2017

Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Sloppy toppy 7000

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.

“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.

by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020

Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.

We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.

by AraChN!D May 12, 2009