Slobastard

A hybrid between a slob and a bastard

I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard

by DaftLink June 22, 2011

sloberdick

a male that like to sloober on other mens dicks

justin biber is a sloberdick

by austin186 September 19, 2012

slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016

cum slobber

one who slobbers cum

That mother fucker sucks so much dick, hes a cum slobber.

by Blake Mason January 18, 2009

Slobberknocker

1) Something that's going to be a complete shitshow.

2) something that doesn't make sense when logic is involved, but does when no one thinks about it.

1) "Hi, Bob here and I went to the interwebs asking for ideas on which ways to make a complete ass out of myself on my YouTube channel. This is gonna be a complete slobberknocker, oh boy."

2) The book series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 21, 2019

Dog Slobber

When someone spits in a cup until it's full then gives it to someone to drink.

I had a nice refreshing dog slobber yesterday.

by Lemon Twisty Boy February 3, 2004

slobberknocker

Someone who likes to suck dick

Bitch 1: why would Pat dump you?
Bitch 2: because he's Austin's slobberknocker.

by little bitch December 6, 2014