Single's sadness

Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.

Did you see them they've got Single's sadness

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021

Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 15, 2012

the single look

Looking like a hoe because you can

"Johnny just broke up with me what should I do?"
"Rock the single look tomorrow!"

-show your midriff
-wear your push up bra
- rock them booty shorts

by rubberducky100 September 22, 2012

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

vijay single

when your group of three (threesome) is spontaniously joined right before you tee off on the first tee by a typically annoying person with no one else to play with. This phrase is derived from but is not making fun of pro golfer "Vijay Singh."

2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off

golfer 1 - Dang man, we should have teed off when we had the chance, now we gotta wait on flippin' Vijay Single down there to move on.

by 8petton1 December 9, 2011

Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.

guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"

by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011