Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

Maggie Simpson

When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.

OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.

by Choobone69 May 16, 2018

Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.

That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!

by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018

Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.

I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.

by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022

Simpsons

A yellow character also this was made by Cameron Joste 7G M11

Your a simpsons

by Yaboicj June 8, 2018

Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.

Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!

by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022

Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am lucky to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life. Definitely husband material!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023