Jared Hibbard-Simpson

J ared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is too big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am the luckiest girl in the world to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023

emma simpson

emma simpson is usually a person who likes to bully her fellow co-workers. shes normally the one to sit at the front of the class. she is very shady and you should avoid her at all cost.

hey you going to the party later?

i would but jean tuthill is going, she is such an emma simpson?
oh damm really? ye im not going either now

by mr.dr.prf partick June 15, 2017

Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

Homer simpson

An insult used in a nuclear power plant for the same lazy actions of Homer Simpson

Who hired the homer Simpson?

by Kidinthycorner January 15, 2022

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Danny Simpson

A fucking manwhore at heart, but cant seem to get laid.

Stick

Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"

Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore

by DannyHater2921 January 3, 2023

The Simpsons

a very bad show i am talking VERY TERRIBLE show if you ever watch the simpsons then you are promised to get aids percent to get aids Family Guy is way better than just some yellow people with a diabetic father The Simpsons

may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.

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by morimaxamus June 20, 2019