Sholi

A shota who got gender-swapped into loli

Guy1: Are you into Shota or Loli, bro?
Guy2: Neither, I'm into sholi.
Guy1: The f**k is a sholi?!

by DomelessAntarctica February 12, 2025

Sholl aint

US southern dialect for "sure as hell not"

1: Don't write fan fic of us

2: It's not fan fic!

1: It sholl aint real!

by ObiJakobe February 26, 2025

shelfquesting

The act of wandering a grocery store on an increasingly desperate mission to locate an obscure or rarely-purchased item that could be shelved in any of a dozen unrelated sections. Often ends in frustration, an existential crisis, or the discovery that the item was right behind you the whole time.

I needed maraschino cherries, I spent 20. Minutes shelfquesting and struck out

by Shelfquester April 20, 2025

Shelfie stick

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.

The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!

by Handy Man April 23, 2025

Shelf Zombies

A person who stares aimlessly at a shelf at a supermarket without selecting anything. They sometimes block the isle by putting their trolley in the centre.

Look, there are some shelf zombies there.

by robolizerd1 February 1, 2026

Sholina

If you get a chance to meet one in your life your extremely lucky, she’s usually absolutely gorgeous with black wavy hair and mesmerizing dark eyes, has no fashion tastes but still looks good somehow, all the guys are in love with her for her looks but also she’s an amazing person to be around and is NEVER a pick me

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh that’s sholina
Person 1: dang, she’s hot

by 6767676787.Messi is the GOAT February 13, 2026

Shoff

Overexplaining a point no one cares about.

I’m sick and tired of you shoffing

by Diddyloverboy March 4, 2026