Cold Shock

A technique cannabis growers use induce cold temperatures to imitate purple flowers.

"Naw man, that purp be stanky 'cause the chlorophyll froze. Stupid growers be Cold Shock(ing) their beauties."

by Desinis September 6, 2012

I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot

Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.

by Ikutto November 13, 2011

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017

Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her

Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated

by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

by andersjg August 11, 2017