The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
by Layoffthechesthair October 07, 2011
The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral
by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018
when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
by whosurplug June 02, 2017
I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.
by Ninja camel December 12, 2023
When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.
"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
by wordmonk November 08, 2011