A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

sharp

adj. good, awesome, nice
looking goos, " worthy of praise

"damn, you see Beau-dogg yesterday. he was lookin fine as a quoohog. he had his pimpin hat and shoes and shades on it, i was turing grren with envy yo "

by Beau Shizzle June 17, 2005

sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty12334556 July 29, 2008

Sharp Elbows

When someone's elbows are sharper than the average person's elbows.

Aw man, my sharp elbows tore my shirt for the fourth time!

by Riotouscrow March 27, 2013

Sharp pussy

Someone who has a nice pussy

That girl I had sex with has a sharp pussy

by Nerdwhohasnolife27 September 21, 2016

sharpei

When you are a drama kid who's spot is taken over by two people who have no theater experience at all. Because this is obviously unfair, you are now seen as the villain just because you believe that you should have the main role in the Spring Musical.

Sharpei deserved better because she obviously was the better fit for the school musical. In fact, Troy and Gabriella were late to the callbacks and auditions.

by tqueen82 May 20, 2017