bounce sheet

Bounce sheets are the blankets and bedcovers and anything else when you have sex on top of a bed/couch/whatever.

yo i got jizz all over the bounce sheet you're gonna have to throw that out.

by yokaiimawilddog January 19, 2009

L Sheet

Sticking two cigarette papers together in an 'L' shape to create a longer roll. Usually used to make bigger joints.

"Hey man pass the MaryJane, Imma gonna roll an L Sheet"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Equation Sheet

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.

I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.

by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017