throw salt

To purposely try to foul up someone's mack game.

To cock block.

Nigga, why are you throwing salt in my game? I oughta punch your lights out.

by Nuckra May 28, 2003

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Not to rub salt in the wound

A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.

"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"

by dickey6969 February 13, 2017

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

pinch of salt

the act of using finger nail to pinch a gentleman’s perineum so hard as to leave a bruise that remains for several days

Barbara was so angry that I said her mum's name whilst we were intimate, that she reached back and took a pinch of salt - right near my backside - I am still walking funny and can't sit down for love nor' money

by markymarkbrains May 24, 2017

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

Himalayan Salt Plate

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.

She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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by Scotty Dubbalicious January 12, 2015