Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.

Dude, swedish is such a complicated language

by RECA.V January 15, 2019

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.

I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.

by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.

Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!

by MarissaRos August 15, 2016

Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 2, 2022