Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Shaka Squeeze

A handshake originating in the ghettos of Pahoa Hawaii.

Performed by both handshakers making the "hang loose" sign, or Shaka around eachother's hand, while making a quick, strong, up and down motion, with the two joined hands.

Alex hit Brandon with a Shaka Squeeze and it blew Brandon's mind.

by chillerwhale May 17, 2014

go-go squeeze

cum in a bag

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight

by very very gay dude March 28, 2022

Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.

Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.

by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024