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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.
My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Soft Betrayal

An act that erodes a miniscule amount of a person's trust or confidence while staying trustworthy or loyal resulting in a paradoxical state similar to Schrödinger's cat where future communication is simultaneously both trustworthy and doubtful.
My friend soft betrayal me when he said I should move the mouse cursor out of the screen to boost fps.

My sergeant told me to find the ignition keys to the Humvee is a soft betrayal.
by DoubleDoubleSTH June 3, 2022
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soft worm

When a males penis doesnot respond to stimulation.
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My boyfriend had soft worm all last night , which made for a very long night.
by Dr. Ranch May 18, 2011
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Soft Serve

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum
by Chasadia April 19, 2019
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Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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Soft roper

A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.
by Farmerdeanv February 4, 2022
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