Let Them Eat Snatch

The name of a collection of plays produced in San Francisco. The play on words is in reference to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote "Let Them Eat Cake." Because San Francisco is known as the most openly gay city in the United States, the slogan emerged from an SFSU playwright as ironic commentary in order to protest against the "gay" egocentric image oriented consumer world: "Let Them Eat Snatch"

Person: Why is Ryan Seacrest such a vain closeted asshole?

You: Just "let them eat snatch..."

by Y York April 24, 2009

Bat Snatch

1. Noun:
A vagina belonging to a disgusting, old woman who hasn't had sex in years, therefore having a snatch that hasn't seen daylight like a dark, empty, never-ending bat cave.

"Damn, Elaine is such a bat snatch! I don't think she's gotten laid since 1973!"
" Who would wanna fuck that old bat snatch?"
"That bitch is so ugly, I'm sure nobody has ever touched that bat snatch"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

Bandy Snatch

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009

Suzy Stinky Snatch

Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.

They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!

Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.

I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.

Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

by July41944 June 21, 2009

soupy snatch

A wonderful addition to the set of common vernacular describing a womans genitalia. It is usually used to reference the "snatch" of a filthy or dirty whore. As for the reason that the "snatch" might be called soupy, I leave as an exercise for the reader.

"Yeah, I was starting to go down on Tina but her soupy snatch invoked my gag reflex."

by MiddleAgedMike December 16, 2007

To Snatch a Gak

To have one's gak snatched, one would have had to have the goo that holds the brain in place, gak, taken, or snatched, from one's cranium, resulting in death; usually involved in black-on-white crime.

Yo bitch you best watch out! He gon' snatch yo' gak!

This is a strange term, to snatch a gak; strange, but wonderful!

by Dr. Samuel D. Tran December 16, 2008