sloppy jesus

insirting a crucifix into ones asshole and then forcing it out by taking a big old shit
after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face
by yeahbod December 10, 2006
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Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".
"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"
by Mastur&Cummander March 15, 2008
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Sloppy Jill

A loose sloppy vagina with a meaty substance within.
by Nick Peterson September 28, 2006
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Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl
Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe
by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015
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sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008
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Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.
She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!
by Dan Bruce July 30, 2005
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sloppy mommy

A mother that had so many children her vaginal lips hang down to the floor.
The Sloppy mommy left snail tracks while walking across the Linoleum floor.
by Slik Tom January 13, 2007
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