sloppy jesus

insirting a crucifix into ones asshole and then forcing it out by taking a big old shit

after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face

by yeahbod December 11, 2006

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

Sloppy Jill

A loose sloppy vagina with a meaty substance within.

your mom put her sloppy jill on my face

by Nick Peterson September 30, 2006

Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl

Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe

by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015

sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008

Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005

Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

by Josh1y April 6, 2020