get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slitter

(Scottish)
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"

1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!

by thrawnpop May 14, 2008

slickfooting

A sport developed by workers at a small town cinema. It involves barefooted contestants running and sliding in a rain filled parking lot gully, and is scored mostly by distance and style. It has since been expanded to include divisions involving ice, grass, mud, and various other friction-reducing substances; however, slickfooting refers mainly to the original parking lot contests.

Slickfooting is considered an extreme sport, because the atheletes are almost always injured.

by Master Patagon November 7, 2006

slippy g

Steven Gerrard

Fuckin slippy G lost liverpool some games on his worst days, but man he was amazing

by BANTZ98 June 12, 2016

slipping

being in the hood without a firearm; not strapped

You best not be slipping in the cut or yo ass is gonna get got.

by ToeCutterX August 17, 2018

Crack Slide

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.

I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!

by CamelTap January 3, 2008

Alabama Mud Slide

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.

I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?

by MudslideMan November 12, 2019